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Part Two
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Two jokes

1.On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it.The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

2.Alittle boy did notlike the look ofthe barking dog.

“It’s all right,”said a gentleman,“don’t be afraid.Don’t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don’t bite?”

“Ah, yes,”answered the little boy.“I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too? ” o8fzvEdYTTw+U5xiSbjrhTW8NM1c9JknxqezXzdwjJHXvJzxEfUC960yMudMfF4l

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