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Pans
So pants and panties come from Saint Pantaleon and your undies are all-compassionate and your small-clothes are martyred.
Saint Pantaleon was therefore a linguistic relation of Saint Pancras (who held everything ) and Pandora, who was given everything in a box that she really shouldn’t have opened.
Pan is one of those elements that gets everywhere. It’s panpresent. For example, when a film camera pans across from one face to another, that pan comes from the same Greek word that you’ll find in your underpants. Cinematic panning is short for the panoramic camera , which was patented back in 1868 and so called because a panorama is where you see everything.
A panacea cures absolutely everything, which is useful if you’re in the middle of a pandemic , which is one up from an epidemic . An epidemic is only among the people , whereas a pandemic means all the peoples of the world are infected.
Pan also gives you all sorts of terribly useful words that for some reason loiter in dark and musty corners of the dictionary. Pantophobia , for example, is the granddaddy of all phobias as it means a morbid fear of absolutely everything . Pantophobia is the inevitable outcome of pandiabolism —the belief that the Devil runs the world—and, in its milder forms, is a panpathy , or one of those feelings that everybody has now and then .
However, not all pans mean all . It’s one of the great problems of etymology that there are no hard and fast rules: nothing is panapplicable. The pans and pots in your kitchen have nothing whatsoever to do with panoramas and pan-Africanism. Panic is not a fear of everything; it is, in fact, the terror that the Greek god Pan, who rules the forests, is able to induce in anybody who takes a walk in the woods after dark. And the Greek god Pan is not panipotent. Nobody knows where his name comes from—all we’re sure of is that he played the panpipes.
Back in 27 B.C. , the Roman general Marcus Agrippa built a big temple on the edge of Rome and, in a fit of indecision, decided to dedicate it to all the gods at once. Six hundred years later the building was still standing and the Pope decided to turn it into a Christian church dedicated to Saint Mary and the Martyrs. Fourteen hundred years after that it’s still standing and still has its original roof. Technically it’s now called the Church of Saint Mary, but the tourists still call it the Pantheon , or All the Gods .
The exact opposite of the Pantheon is Pandemonium , the place of all the demons. These days pandemonium is just a word we use to mean that everything is a bit chaotic, but originally it was a particular palace in Hell. It was one of the hundreds of English words that were invented by John Milton.