“哎哟，老爸，这个作文题目好难啊！”

"Whoops, daddy, what a hard composition!"

“真的吗？我的宝贝。让我看看。”

"Really? My darling. Let me see."

“有我呢，让老爸来搞定它，小菜一碟嘛。”

"You still have me here. Let me get it. It's a piece of cake."

“老爸，我爱你！”

"Daddy, I love you!"

“这篇作文太差了！谁写的？”

"This composition is so broken! Who wrote it?"

“我老爸写的……”

"My daddy did..."

“背上书包，带老师去你家，我要见见你父亲。”

"Pick up your schoolbag and bring me to your home. I want to see your father."

“好吧，请您跟我走。很快就到啦。”

"OK. Follow me, please. We'll get there soon."

“丁零丁零。”老师按门铃。

"Tinkle, tinkle,"The teacher pressed the doorbell.

“老师，您好！欢迎光临寒舍，请问您有什么事？”

"Hi, Teacher! Welcome to our home. May I ask what your business is here?"

“让你给孩子代写作文！还写得这么烂！打你屁股，看你下次还敢不敢！”

"It's your fault to write your child's composition! And you wrote it terribly. I'll spank you to make sure you won't do it again!"

“哎哟，您轻点，我再不敢了。”

"Ouch, gently, please! I won't do it again." dN0GtSn17299bpfcUozoGQTzWEvodNTeYQhNy0mMdWwHCbsaQNyGyDJ8h7zDKjZJ