Enter a Fairy at one door and Robin Goodfellow
[
Puck
]
at another
ROBIN How now, spirit, whither wander you?
FAIRY Over hill, over dale,
Through bush, through brier,
Over park
, over pale
,
Thorough
flood, thorough fire,
I do wander everywhere,
Swifter than the moon's sphere
;
And I serve the fairy queen,
To dew her orbs
upon the green.
The cowslips tall her pensioners
be,
In their gold coats spots you see,
Those be rubies, fairy favours
,
In those freckles live their savours
.
I must go seek some dewdrops here,
And hang a pearl in every cowslip's ear.
Farewell, thou lob
of spirits, I'll be gone:
Our queen and all her elves come here anon
.
ROBIN The king doth keep his revels here tonight:
Take heed the queen come not within his sight,
For Oberon is passing fell
and wrath
,
Because that she as her attendant hath
A lovely boy, stol'n from an Indian king.
She never had so sweet a changeling
,
And jealous Oberon would have the child
Knight of his train, to trace
the forests wild.
But she perforce
withholds the lovèd boy,
Crowns him with flowers and makes him all her joy.
And now they never meet in grove or green,
By fountain
clear or spangled starlight sheen
,
But they do square
, that all their elves for fear
Creep into acorn cups and hide them there.
FAIRY
Either I mistake your shape and making
quite
,
Or else you are that shrewd
and knavish sprite
Called Robin Goodfellow. Are not you he
That frights the maidens of the villagery
,
Skim
milk, and sometimes labour in the quern
,
And bootless
make the breathless housewife churn,
And sometime make the drink to bear no barm
,
Mislead
night-wanderers, laughing at their harm?
Those that Hobgoblin call you and sweet Puck,
You do their work and they shall have good luck.
Are not you he?
ROBIN Thou speak'st aright;
I am that merry wanderer of the night.
I jest to Oberon and make him smile
When I a fat and bean-fed
horse beguile,
Neighing in likeness of a filly
foal,
And sometime lurk I in a gossip's
bowl
,
In very likeness of a roasted crab
,
And when she drinks, against her lips I bob
And on her withered dewlap
pour the ale.
The wisest aunt
, telling the saddest tale,
Sometime for three-foot stool mistaketh me,
Then slip I from her bum, down topples she,
And 'tailor'
cries, and falls into a cough.
And then the whole quire
hold their hips and laugh,
And waxen
in their mirth and neeze
and swear
A merrier hour was never wasted
there.
But, room
, fairy! Here comes Oberon
.
FAIRY And here my mistress. Would that he were gone!
Enter the King of Fairies
[
Oberon
]
at one door with his train, and the Queen
[
Titania
]
at
another with hers
OBERON Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania.
TITANIA What, jealous Oberon? Fairies, skip hence.
I have forsworn his bed and company.
OBERON
Tarry
, rash wanton
, am not I thy lord
?
TITANIA
Then I must be thy lady
: but I know
When thou hast stol'n away from fairy land,
And in the shape of Corin
sat all day,
Playing on pipes of corn
and versing
love
To amorous Phillida
. Why art thou here,
Come from the farthest step
of India?
But that, forsooth
, the bouncing
Amazon,
Your buskined
mistress and your warrior love,
To Theseus must be wedded; and you come
To give their bed joy and prosperity?
OBERON How canst thou thus for shame, Titania,
Glance at
my credit
with Hippolyta,
Knowing I know thy love to Theseus?
Didst not thou lead him through the glimmering
night
From Perigenia
whom he ravishèd
?
And make him with fair Aegles
break his faith,
With Ariadne
and Antiopa
?
TITANIA These are the forgeries of jealousy,
And never since the middle summer's spring
Met we on hill, in dale, forest or mead
,
By pavèd
fountain or by rushy
brook,
Or in
the beachèd
margent
of the sea,
To dance our ringlets
to the whistling wind,
But with thy brawls
thou hast disturbed our sport
.
Therefore the winds, piping
to us in vain,
As in revenge, have sucked up from the sea
Contagious
fogs, which falling in the land
Hath every petty
river made so proud
That they have overborne their continents
.
The ox hath therefore stretched
his yoke in vain,
The ploughman lost
his sweat, and the green corn
Hath rotted ere his youth attained a beard
.
The fold
stands empty in the drownèd field,
And crows are fatted with the murrion
flock,
The nine men's morris
is filled up with mud,
And the quaint
mazes
in the wanton green
For lack of tread are undistinguishable.
The human mortals want their winter here:
No night is now with hymn or carol blessed
.
Therefore
the moon, the governess of floods
,
Pale in her anger, washes
all the air,
That rheumatic diseases
do abound.
And through this distemperature
we see
The seasons alter; hoary-headed
frosts
Fall in the fresh lap of the crimson rose,
And on old Hiems
' thin and icy crown
An odorous chaplet
of sweet summer buds
Is, as in mockery, set. The spring, the summer,
The childing
autumn, angry winter, change
Their wonted
liveries, and the mazèd
world
By their increase
now knows not which is which;
And this same progeny of evils comes
From our debate
, from our dissension
:
We are their parents and original
.
OBERON Do you amend it then, it lies in you.
Why should Titania cross her Oberon?
I do but beg a little changeling boy
To be my henchman
.
TITANIA Set your heart at rest:
The fairy land buys not the child of me.
His mother was a votress
of my order,
And in the spicèd Indian air by night
Full
often hath she gossiped by my side,
And sat with me on Neptune
's yellow sands,
Marking
th'embarkèd traders
on the flood
,
When we have laughed to see the sails conceive
And grow big-bellied with the wanton
wind,
Which she, with pretty and with swimming gait
Following — her womb then rich with my young squire —
Would imitate, and sail upon the land,
To fetch me trifles, and return again
As from a voyage, rich with merchandise.
But she, being mortal, of that boy
did die:
And for her sake do I rear up her boy,
And for her sake I will not part with him.
OBERON How long within this wood intend you stay?
TITANIA
Perchance
till after Theseus' wedding day.
If you will patiently
dance in our round
And see our moonlight revels, go with us;
If not, shun me, and I will spare
your haunts.
OBERON Give me that boy, and I will go with thee.
TITANIA Not for thy fairy kingdom. Fairies, away.
We shall chide
downright
, if I longer stay.
Exeunt [ Titania and her train ]
OBERON
Well, go thy way: thou shalt not from
this grove
Till I torment thee for this injury.
My gentle Puck, come hither. Thou rememb'rest
Since
once I sat upon a promontory
,
And heard a mermaid on a dolphin's back
Uttering such dulcet
and harmonious breath
That the rude
sea grew civil at her song,
And certain
stars shot madly from their spheres
To hear the sea-maid's music.
ROBIN I remember.
OBERON That very time I saw, but thou couldst not,
Flying between the cold moon and the earth,
Cupid all
armed; a certain
aim he took
At a fair vestal
thronèd by the west,
And loosed his love-shaft smartly from his bow,
As
it should pierce a hundred thousand hearts.
But I might
see young Cupid's fiery shaft
Quenched in the chaste beams of the wat'ry moon;
And the imperial votress passèd on,
In maiden meditation, fancy-free
.
Yet marked I where the bolt
of Cupid fell.
It fell upon a little western flower,
Before milk-white, now purple
with love's wound,
And maidens call it love-in-idleness
.
Fetch me that flower; the herb I showed thee once:
The juice of it on sleeping eyelids laid
Will make or
man or woman madly dote
Upon the next live creature that it sees.
Fetch me this herb, and be thou here again
Ere the leviathan
can swim a league.
ROBIN
I'll put a girdle
round about the earth
In forty minutes.
[ Exit ]
OBERON Having once this juice,
I'll watch Titania when she is asleep,
And drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
The next thing when she waking looks upon,
Be it on lion, bear, or wolf or bull,
On meddling monkey or on busy ape,
She shall pursue it with the soul of love.
And ere I take this charm off from her sight,
As I can take it with another herb,
I'll make her render up her page to me.
But who comes here? I am invisible,
And I will overhear their conference.
He stands aside
Enter Demetrius, Helena following him
DEMETRIUS I love thee not, therefore pursue me not.
Where is Lysander and fair Hermia?
The one I'll stay, the other stayeth
me.
Thou told'st me they were stolen into this wood
;
And here am I, and wood within this wood,
Because I cannot meet my Hermia.
Hence, get thee gone, and follow me no more.
HELENA
You draw
me, you hard-hearted adamant
;
But yet you draw not iron, for my heart
Is true as steel. Leave you
your power to draw,
And I shall have no power to follow you.
DEMETRIUS
Do I entice you? Do I speak you fair
?
Or rather do I not in plainest truth
Tell you I do not nor I cannot love you?
HELENA And even for that do I love thee the more.
I am your spaniel, and, Demetrius,
The more you beat me, I will fawn on you.
Use me but
as your spaniel: spurn me, strike me,
Neglect me, lose me; only give me leave
,
Unworthy as I am, to follow you.
What worser place can I beg in your love —
And yet a place of high respect with me —
Than to be used as you do use your dog?
DEMETRIUS Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit,
For I am sick when I do look on thee.
HELENA And I am sick when I look not on you.
DEMETRIUS
You do impeach
your modesty too much,
To leave the city and commit yourself
Into the hands of one that loves you not,
To trust the opportunity of night
And the ill counsel of a desert
place
With the rich worth of your virginity.
HELENA
Your virtue is my privilege
: for that
It is not night when I do see your face,
Therefore I think I am not in the night.
Nor doth this wood lack worlds of company,
For you in my respect are all the world.
Then how can it be said I am alone,
When all the world is here to look on me?
DEMETRIUS
I'll run from thee and hide me in the brakes
,
And leave thee to the mercy of wild beasts.
HELENA The wildest hath not such a heart as you.
Run when you will, the story shall be changed:
Apollo flies, and Daphne holds the chase
;
The dove pursues the griffin
, the mild hind
Makes speed to catch the tiger. Bootless
speed,
When cowardice pursues and valour flies.
DEMETRIUS
I will not stay
thy questions, let me go;
Or if thou follow me, do not believe
But I shall do thee mischief in the wood.
[↓ Exit Demetrius ↓]
HELENA Ay, in the temple, in the town, the field,
You do me mischief. Fie, Demetrius!
Your wrongs do set a scandal on my sex
:
We cannot fight for love, as men may do;
We should be wooed and were not made to woo.
I'll follow thee and make a heaven of hell,
To die upon
the hand I love so well.
Exit
OBERON Fare thee well, nymph: ere he do leave this grove,
Thou shalt fly him and he shall seek thy love.
Enter [ Robin ] Puck
Hast thou the flower there? Welcome, wanderer.
ROBIN Ay, there it is.
Shows the flower
OBERON I pray thee give it me.
I know a bank where the wild thyme blows
,
Where oxlips
and the nodding violet grows,
Quite
over-canopied with luscious woodbine
,
With sweet musk-roses
and with eglantine
:
There sleeps Titania sometime
of the night,
Lulled in these flowers with dances and delight:
And there the snake throws
her enamelled skin,
Weed
wide enough to wrap a fairy in.
And with the juice of this I'll streak her eyes,
And make her full of hateful fantasies.
Take thou some of it, and seek through this grove;
Gives him some juice
A sweet Athenian lady is in love
With a disdainful youth: anoint his eyes,
But do it when the next thing he espies
May be the lady. Thou shalt know the man
By the Athenian garments he hath on.
Effect it with some care, that he may prove
More fond on
her than she upon her love;
And look thou meet me ere the first cock crow.
ROBIN Fear not, my lord, your servant shall do so.
Exeunt
Enter Queen of Fairies [ Titania ] with her train
TITANIA
Come, now a roundel
and a fairy song;
Then, for the third part of a minute, hence:
Some to kill cankers
in the musk-rose buds,
Some war with reremice
for their leathern
wings,
To make my small elves coats, and some keep back
The clamorous owl that nightly hoots and wonders
At our quaint
spirits. Sing me now asleep,
Then to your offices
and let me rest.
She lies down on a bank
Fairies sing
FIRST FAIRY
You spotted snakes with double
tongue,
Thorny hedgehogs, be not seen.
Newts and blind-worms
, do no wrong,
Come not near our fairy queen.
CHORUS
Philomel
, with melody
Sing in our sweet lullaby,
Lulla, lulla, lullaby, lulla, lulla, lullaby.
Never harm,
Nor spell nor charm,
Come our lovely lady nigh
;
So, good night, with lullaby.
SECOND FAIRY Weaving spiders, come not here.
Hence, you long-legged spinners, hence!
Beetles black, approach not near;
Worm nor snail, do no offence.
CHORUS
Philomel, with melody, etc.
FIRST FAIRY Hence, away! Now all is well;
One aloof
stand sentinel
.
She [ Titania ] sleeps. [ Exeunt Fairies ]
Enter Oberon
OBERON What thou see'st when thou dost wake,
Squeezes juice on Titania's eyes
Do it for thy true-love take,
Love and languish for his sake.
Be it ounce
or cat or bear,
Pard
, or boar with bristled hair,
In thy eye that shall appear
When thou wak'st, it is thy dear.
Wake when some vile thing is near.
[ Exit ]
Enter Lysander and Hermia
LYSANDER Fair love, you faint with wand'ring in the wood,
And to speak troth
, I have forgot our way:
We'll rest us, Hermia, if you think it good,
And tarry for the comfort of the day
.
HERMIA Be it so, Lysander; find you out a bed,
For I upon this bank will rest my head.
LYSANDER One turf shall serve as pillow for us both:
One heart, one bed, two bosoms and one troth
.
HERMIA Nay, good Lysander, for my sake, my dear,
Lie further off yet, do not lie so near.
LYSANDER
O, take the sense
, sweet, of my innocence!
Love takes the meaning in love's conference
.
I mean that my heart unto yours is knit
So that but one heart we can make of it.
Two bosoms interchainèd with an oath,
So then two bosoms and a single troth.
Then by your side no bed-room me deny,
For lying so, Hermia, I do not lie
.
HERMIA
Lysander riddles very prettily
.
Now much beshrew
my manners and my pride,
If Hermia meant to say Lysander lied.
But, gentle friend
, for love and courtesy
Lie further off, in human
modesty:
Such separation as may well be said
Becomes
a virtuous bachelor and a maid,
So far be distant, and good night, sweet friend;
Thy love ne'er alter till thy sweet life end!
LYSANDER Amen, amen, to that fair prayer, say I,
And then end life when I end loyalty!
Here is my bed: sleep give thee all his rest!
HERMIA
With half that wish the wisher's eyes
be pressed
!
They sleep
Enter [ Robin ] Puck
ROBIN Through the forest have I gone,
But Athenian found I none
On whose eyes I might approve
This flower's force in stirring love.
Night and silence — who is here?
Sees Lysander
Weeds of Athens he doth wear:
This is he, my master said,
Despisèd the Athenian maid:
And here the maiden, sleeping sound,
On the dank and dirty ground.
Pretty soul, she durst not lie
Near this lack-love, this kill-courtesy.
Churl
, upon thy eyes I throw
Puts juice on Lysander's eyes
All the power this charm doth owe
.
When thou wak'st, let love forbid
Sleep his seat on thy eyelid
.
So awake when I am gone,
For I must now to Oberon.
Exit
Enter Demetrius and Helena, running
HELENA Stay, though thou kill me, sweet Demetrius.
DEMETRIUS
I charge
thee, hence, and do not haunt
me thus.
HELENA
O, wilt thou darkling
leave me? Do not so.
DEMETRIUS Stay, on thy peril: I alone will go.
Exit
HELENA
O, I am out of breath in this fond
chase!
The more my prayer, the lesser is my grace
.
Happy is Hermia, wheresoe'er she lies
;
For she hath blessèd and attractive eyes.
How came her eyes so bright? Not with salt tears:
If so, my eyes are oftener washed than hers.
No, no, I am as ugly as a bear;
For beasts that meet me run away for fear:
Therefore no marvel
though Demetrius
Do, as
a monster, fly my presence thus.
What wicked and dissembling glass
of mine
Made me compare with Hermia's sphery eyne
?
But who is here? Lysander, on the ground;
Sees Lysander
Dead, or asleep? I see no blood, no wound.
Lysander if you live, good sir, awake.
LYSANDER And run through fire I will for thy sweet sake.
Wakes
Transparent
Helena, nature shows her art
That through thy bosom makes me see thy heart.
Where is Demetrius? O, how fit a word
Is that vile name to perish on my sword!
HELENA Do not say so, Lysander, say not so.
What though
he love your Hermia? Lord, what though?
Yet Hermia still loves you; then be content.
LYSANDER Content with Hermia? No, I do repent
The tedious minutes I with her have spent.
Not Hermia but Helena now I love;
Who will
not change a raven for a dove?
The will of man is by his reason swayed,
And reason says you are the worthier maid.
Things growing are not ripe until their season;
So I, being young, till now ripe not
to reason.
And touching now the point
of human skill
,
Reason becomes the marshal
to my will
And leads me to your eyes, where I o'erlook
Love's stories
written in love's richest book.
HELENA
Wherefore
was I to this keen mockery born?
When at your hands did I deserve this scorn?
Is't not enough, is't not enough, young man,
That I did never, no, nor never can,
Deserve a sweet look from Demetrius' eye,
But you must flout my insufficiency?
Good troth
you do me wrong, good sooth
, you do,
In such disdainful manner me to woo.
But fare you well; perforce I must confess
I thought you lord
of more true gentleness
.
O, that a lady of
one man refused
Should of another therefore be abused
!
Exit
LYSANDER She sees not Hermia. Hermia, sleep thou there,
And never mayst thou come Lysander near;
For as a surfeit
of the sweetest things
The deepest loathing to the stomach brings,
Or as the heresies that men do leave
Are hated most of those they did deceive
,
So thou, my surfeit and my heresy,
Of
all be hated, but the most of me.
And all my powers address
your love and might
To honour Helen and to be her knight!
Exit
HERMIA Help me, Lysander, help me; do thy best
Wakes
To pluck this crawling serpent from my breast!
Ay me, for pity; what a dream was here?
Lysander, look how I do quake with fear:
Methought a serpent ate my heart away,
And you sat smiling at his cruel prey
.
Lysander! What, removed
? Lysander! Lord!
What, out of hearing? Gone? No sound, no word?
Alack, where are you? Speak, an if
you hear:
Speak, of all loves
! I swoon almost with fear.
No? Then I well perceive you are not nigh.
Either death or you I'll find immediately.
Titania remains asleep
Exit