{1} As the writer has ceased to sift, editorially, the contributions of the age, he does hope that authors will not instantly send him their MSS.  But if they do, after this warning, they will take the most direct and certain road to the waste paper basket.  No MSS. will be returned, even when accompanied by postage stamps.

{2} I have made a rich selection of examples from the works of living English and American authors.  From the inextensive volumes of an eminent and fastidious critic I have culled a dear phrase about an oasis of style in “a desert of literary limpness.”  But it were hardly courteous, and might be dangerous, to publish these exotic blossoms of art.

{3} Appreciations , p. 18.

{4} It was the custom of Longinus, of the author of The Bathos , and other old critics, to take their examples of how not to do it from the works of famous writers, such as Sir Richard Blackmore and Herodotus.  It seems altogether safer and more courteous for an author to supply his own Awful Examples.  The Musical Rights in the following Poems are reserved.

{5} Or, if you prefer the other rhyme, read: And the wilderness of men .

{6} It is a teachable public: since this lecture was delivered the author has received many MSS. from people who said they had heard the discourse, “and enjoyed it so much.” DHy/84VhmtUVOWoA8QfwbUYGO1nes6ZWFjZKJj/apXyUU2sCUdVH6bj0wQCOza/w