You can't call that food

你不能称那东西为食物

A father told his son ，“ When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day. ” The kid replied ，“ Well ， when he was your age ， he was president! ”

一个父亲告诉他的儿子：“当林肯在你这个年纪的时候，他每天走 10 英里路去上学。”

孩子回答：“嗯，当他在你这个年纪时，已经是总统了。”

A cult leader claimed that he survived on air. A doubter said ，“ I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday. ” The guru replied ，“ You can't call that food. ”

有一个教派的领导者宣称，他靠空气就能存活。

一个表示怀疑的人说：“我昨天还看到你在麦当劳吃薯条。”

这位宗教领袖回答：“你不能称那东西为食物。”

I knew a guy who played his radio only in the morning. When someone asked him why ， he replied ，“ This is an AM radio. ”

我认识一个人，他只在早上收听广播。

当有人问他为什么时，他回答：“（我的）这一台是 AM （调幅，另： am ，有上午、早上的意思）收音机。”

The Easter Bunny ， an honest lawyer ， Santa Claus and a drunk find a fifty-dollar bill together. Can you guess who gets to keep it ？ Of course ， it's the drunk because the other three don't exist.

复活兔、诚实的律师、圣诞老人和一个醉汉同时看到一张 50 美元的钞票。你能猜到是谁得到了它吗？

当然是醉汉了，因为其他三位并不存在。

A boy told his mom she was awful at raising kids. She replied ，“ Hold your tongue. That's not true! ” The boy said ，“ Then why do you send me to bed when I'm not tired and wake me up in the morning when I am ？”

一个男孩告诉他妈妈，说她在养育孩子方面做得很糟糕。

这位母亲回答说：“住口，那不是真的！”

男孩说：“那为什么你总是在我不困的时候叫我上床睡觉，在早上我困的时候叫醒我？”