Camera

On our way to a wedding in Vermont ， my husband and I realized we had forgotten our camera. We stopped at a general store and ， hoping to purchase a cheap ， disposable model. Sal asked the owner ，“ Do you have any of those throwaway cameras ？”

“ Look ， fella ，” replied the owner ，“ I don't care what you do with it after you buy it. ”

照相机

在前往佛蒙特参加一个婚礼的路上，我和丈夫意识到我们忘了带照相机。我们在一家百货商店门前停了下来，希望能够买到一种便宜的、一次性照相机。萨尔问店主：“你们有那种用了就扔的照相机吗？”

“我说，小伙子，”店主回答说，“我可不管你买了之后怎么处理它。”

To patch the hole of pants

A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. “ I feel terrible ，” she said. “ I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers. ”

“ Forget it ，” said her husband. “ Remember that I've got an extra pair of pants for that suit. ”

“ Yes ，” said the woman ， cheering up. “ And it's lucky you have. I used another pants to patch the hole. ”

补衣服

一位年轻的丈夫下班回到家里，发现新娘很伤心。“我心里太难受了，”她说，“我在给你熨西装时把裤子的臀部烧了个大洞。”

“没事儿，”丈夫安慰她说，“你忘了我这套衣服有两条裤子。”

“是的，” 妻子高兴地说，“幸亏你还有一条，我后来就用它来补了这个洞了。”

Millionaire

CEO ： My wife made a millionaire out of me.

Assistant ： What were you before ？

CEO ： a multimillionaire.

百万富翁

CEO ：我妻子使我成为百万富翁。

助手：以前你是什么？

CEO ：千万富翁。

An absent-minded husband

I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him ， and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked ， and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.

“ Why are you so nervous ？” I asked him.

“ The numbers are the date of our anniversary. ” my husband confessed.

心不在焉的丈夫

我陪丈夫一起出差，他带着他的笔记本电脑。到了机场出口处时，有位检查员要他打开包。但是包锁上了，机场工作人员耐心地等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。

“你为什么那么紧张呢？”我问他。

“密码是我们的结婚纪念日。”他承认道。

Happiness in dream

There was a wife who told her husband ，“ Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring. ”

The husband put down his newspaper and said ，“ Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them. ”

梦中的幸福

妻子告诉丈夫说：“昨天晚上我梦见你给我买了一件貂皮大衣和一个钻戒。”

丈夫放下手中的报纸说：“好啊！今晚再睡着时，你就穿戴上它们吧。” lcZyH4PgZpTivLhM5/DlD5bCRtdeuNNpFzyH0bvB8PHz/0ad4G1HLz5ECgsTaFT/