Women's secrets

女人，不能说的秘密

◎ Women especially love a bargain. 女人特别喜欢便宜货。

◎ Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 女人喜欢购物。她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上唯一能控制的领域。

◎ Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it ， even if they have nothing to say. 女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安，她们需要用交谈打破沉默，即使她们没什么可说的。

◎ Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. 女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。

◎ Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved. 女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时，即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。

◎ Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip. 女人经常结伴去公共卫生间。这是她们八卦的好机会。

◎ Women think all beer is the same. 女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。

◎ Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be. 女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐，女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。

◎ Women are paid less than men ， except for one field ： Modeling. 女人的薪水比男人低，只有一个行业例外——模特。

◎ Women do not know anything about cars ， even if they drive a car themselves. 女人对汽车一无所知，即使她们自己开车。

◎ Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girl friend for two weeks ， and upon returning home ， she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours. 女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友，她们一起生活了两个星期，她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话，然后会聊上三个小时。

◎ Women do not want an honest answer to the question ，“ How do I look ？” 在“我看上去怎么样？” 这个问题上，女人不想得到诚实的答案。

◎“ Oh ， nothing ，” has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language. “哦，没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。

◎ All women will say that they are overweight ， but don't agree with them about it. 所有女人都会说自己超重，但千万别对此表示赞同。

◎ Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested. 面对超速行驶的罚单，噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚，却会使男人被拘留。

◎ Women don't really care about a sense of humor in a guy despite claim to the contrary. 女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感，尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。

◎ Women will spend hours dressing up to go out ， and then they'll go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men can never catch women checking out other men ； women will always catch men checking out other women. 女人在出门前花费数小时化妆，然后她们出门，花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人，而女人总能抓住男人注视着其他女人。

◎ The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party. 最让女人尴尬的就是在一个正式的聚会上，发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。